im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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