he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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