Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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