I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she peed on how many people?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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