At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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