i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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