Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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