Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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