Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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