I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
