Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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