I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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