I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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