Only a mothe r could love this liver
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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