what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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