omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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