is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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