hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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