talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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