she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
