i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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