i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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