Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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