I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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