did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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