D3 body, D1 cock
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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