i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
