his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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