Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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