discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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