Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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