Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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