party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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