I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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