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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I love having hate sex.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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