Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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