scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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