Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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