So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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