The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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