My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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