Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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