I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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