Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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