just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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