she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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