FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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