He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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