I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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