Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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