Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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