Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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