do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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