FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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