She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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