I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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