So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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