i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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